if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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