Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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