Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Sorry my hands just texted you
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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