i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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