You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
We need a shit load of segways right now
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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