He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
