i don't like sucking hair
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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