I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
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my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She's the barista slut.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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