Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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