Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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