Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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