She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
