Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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