i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
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A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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