i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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