put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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