I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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