I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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