I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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