Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
