Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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