hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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