i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Randomize
