normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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