We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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