we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
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my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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