Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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