Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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