Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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