real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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