You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
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The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
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Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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