She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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