its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
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They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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