She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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