i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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