That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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