are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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