HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
