Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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