Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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