My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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