Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
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How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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