what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i wish my penis had a tongue
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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