She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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