why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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