I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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