Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize