just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session