Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(614): View more from Ohio

just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.

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(914): View more from New York

We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.

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(541): View more from Oregon

One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?

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(740): View more from Ohio

I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session

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