love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize
