nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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