you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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