For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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