i don't like sucking hair
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
You ate ashes out of my bong
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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