But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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