So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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